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Posted | August 19, 2008
Maya Gets punished with large facial
Maya Gates came to Los Angeles all the way from Romania. Not only is the weather better over here, but we have crazy mutant cocks which can unleash freaky quantities of spunk. Now, as it's the case with many foreigners, Maya is fascinated with everything that's "wrong" with america: fast food, private healthcare, guns, etc. So in exchange for taking our Fucked Up Facials, we took her out to the park, where she practiced her aiming with a toy gun.